搞笑的英語繞口令
學習英語除了從罵人開始，還有一種方法就是學講繞口令，下面是小編整理的搞笑的英語繞口令，歡迎閱讀。
搞笑的英語繞口令
1. please, paul, pause for applause.
2. "shall i show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" shirley said to shelley.
3. do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?
4. canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.
5. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
6. paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.
7. I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.
8. a snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.
9. It is a fine thing to sing in spring, i think.
10. famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.
11. I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of jazz.
12. In winter the weather in wales is wild.
13. I know. you know. I know that you know. I know that you know that i know.
14. mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.
15. peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
16.the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.
17.dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.
18.the cuckoo comes in april, and stays the month of may; sings a song at midsummer, and then goes away.
19.money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.
20.avery's army's armory.
21."what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice. "what ails alex?" asks alice.
22.if assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me .
23.are archie and audrey's archery arrows as arty as artie's archery arrows?
24.ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs. ava ate eighty eggs.
25.all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie. all al's sly allies lie.
26. the small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.
27. bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.
28. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes.
29.if two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?
30.betty botter：betty botter bought a bit of butter. the butter betty botter bought was a bit bitter and made her batter bitter. but a bit of better butter makes batter better. so betty botter bought a bit of better butter, making betty botter's bitter batter better.
31.If you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
32.I’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.
33.I’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.
搞笑的英語繞口令（帶翻譯版）
1、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。
一只跳蚤和一只蒼蠅飛進煙道里。跳蚤說：“讓我們飛吧！”蒼蠅說：“讓我們逃跑吧！”就這樣，它們就飛越了煙道里的一條裂紋。
2、A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?”
一個吹笛的導師嘗試教兩個吹笛者吹笛。那兩個學吹笛的問導師：“吹笛難，還是教兩個學吹笛的人吹笛難呢？”
3、All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的正統咖啡。錫制的咖啡壺和鐵制的咖啡壺對我而言也是沒用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正銅制的咖啡壺煮的'正統咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
4、How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?
如果一顆露珠會掉下露水，那么一顆露珠會掉下多少露水呢？
5、A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake。
湖中一只雪白的天鵝快速地游動著去追趕一條慢慢游動的蛇。
6、A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk。
一只臭鼬坐在樹墩上，臭鼬認為樹墩發臭，而樹墩又認為臭鼬發臭。
7、Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream。
桑迪坐在湍急的小溪邊盡情地品味著葵花子的香味。
8、We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我們必須團結在一起，否則我們將被一個個絞死。
這是一句雙關語。前面的hang together是“團結一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。
9、The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。
這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
10、Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？
這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。類似于“上海自來水來自海上。”
11、He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他從來沒見過一把鋸子鋸另一把鋸子。
第一個saw是動詞see的過去時，第二和第四個saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子",第三個saw是動詞"鋸"。
12、2B or not 2B, that is a ?
這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。）
13、Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。 第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。
14、I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
15、 How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？
16、 Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a see
saw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。
17、 If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧。
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