搞笑的師生對(duì)話（英語帶翻譯版）
今天給大家分享的是師生英語會(huì)話中的笑話集錦,能幫助英語學(xué)習(xí)愛好者提高自己的英語口語水平,那接下來小編就為大家介紹搞笑的師生對(duì)話英語帶翻譯版。希望對(duì)大家有所幫助。
搞笑的師生對(duì)話英語帶翻譯版1
Three days to live 只能再活三天
One day, a professor asked his students: "If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do?"
Student A: I want to stay with my girl friend.
Student B: I want to go back to see my parents.
Student C: I will try my best to eat some delicious food..
Student D: Professor, I want to attend you lecture.
Hearing this, the professor was no moved. He thought that anyhow there was still a student who wanted to attend his lecture. Just at this moment, he wanted very much to know why the student liked his lecture. So the professor asked: "Can I know the reason?"
"Because when we are in your class, we feel that one day seems a year." Answered student D.
某日，一位教授問學(xué)生：“假如你們只剩下三天時(shí)間可以活在這個(gè)世界上的話，你們將會(huì)做些什么?”
學(xué)生A：我要和我的女朋友待在一起。
學(xué)生B：我要回家看父母。
學(xué)生C：我要使勁吃好些東西。
學(xué)生D:教授，我想聽你講課。
聽到這里教授非常感動(dòng)。心想，總算有學(xué)生愿意聽自己的課。此時(shí)，英語小故事他很想知道學(xué)生喜歡他講課的'原因。于是，教授問道：“我能知道原因嗎?”
“因?yàn)槲覀兟牻淌诘恼n有種度日如年的感覺。”學(xué)生D回答。
搞笑的師生對(duì)話英語帶翻譯版2
一個(gè)服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
搞笑的師生對(duì)話英語帶翻譯版3
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
搞笑的師生對(duì)話英語帶翻譯版4
服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶
第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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