笑話大全樂翻天 搞怪英語小笑話
new teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的`新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
in a second
A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second
一個男人去教堂和上帝對話，他問一百萬美元對你來說算什么，上帝說算一便士，男人問上帝那一百年對你來說算什么，上帝說算兩天，男人便問呢可否給我一便士，上帝說：請你等兩天。
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
"昨天給你的錢干什么了?"
"我給了一個可憐的老太婆，"他回答說。
"你真是個好孩子，"媽媽驕傲地說。"再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?"
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