英語笑話翻譯

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英語笑話翻譯

　　英語笑話翻譯一：

英語笑話翻譯

　　A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(歡慶的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution."Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?""Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."

　　一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂，那里有一場盛大慈善活動(dòng)正在進(jìn)行著。在精神上收到觸動(dòng)的豬向小雞提出建議：他們每個(gè)人作出點(diǎn)自己的貢獻(xiàn)。“好主意!”雞尖叫道，“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧?”“著什么急”豬不耐煩地說，“對(duì)你來說，是一個(gè)貢獻(xiàn)，對(duì)我來說，這是一個(gè)完全的獻(xiàn)身。”

　　英語笑話翻譯二：

　　A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg. He asks the owner the significance of the strings. "Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper."And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires."I fall off my perch you fool!!" screeches the parrot.

　　有個(gè)人去寵物店買鸚鵡。在那里，他看見有只鸚鵡的左腿被紅線系住，右腿則被綠線系住。對(duì)此他感到不解，于是他問該店的老板，老板回答說：“這只鸚鵡受過特殊的`訓(xùn)練。如果拉紅線，它就講法語，拉綠線，它則講德語。”這個(gè)好奇的人接著問，“要是我兩條線都拉，會(huì)怎么樣呢?”“我就會(huì)掉下來了，你這個(gè)傻瓜!!”鸚鵡尖叫著說。

　　英語笑話翻譯三：

　　Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crabpincers(鉗子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!

　　一天老虎在沙灘散步，見到一只螃蟹，就走過去想看個(gè)究竟，突然被螃蟹的鉗子夾了一下，螃蟹拔腿就往樹叢里跑。老虎痛得跳起來了，緊接著就追螃蟹!追到樹叢就不見螃蟹了，這時(shí)老虎看見一只守在大網(wǎng)中的蜘蛛，老虎對(duì)著蜘蛛發(fā)火了：好你個(gè)螃蟹!你以為你上了網(wǎng)我就不認(rèn)得你了!

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