英語笑話大全爆笑簡短
英語笑話大全爆笑簡短一：
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to(透露) his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why don't you think I gave you the poison?"
英語笑話大全爆笑簡短二：
No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her."So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".
"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".
英語笑話大全爆笑簡短三：
A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? ""Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"
一個(gè)小伙子問前來赴約的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子約會(huì)嗎?”“那當(dāng)然了。咦，怎么你們男孩子都愛問這個(gè)問題呀?”
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