經典英語笑話帶翻譯 爆笑
經典英語笑話帶翻譯 爆笑一：
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!
從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭發，于是大叫：好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了!第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，于是又大叫：她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。
經典英語笑話帶翻譯 爆笑二：
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬!!”那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫!!”他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。
經典英語笑話帶翻譯 爆笑三：
I don't like to inquire(詢問，查究) too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.Okay, said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.
我不想過分好奇地打聽你的事情，妻子對她的丈夫說，但是有件事已經困擾我好幾天了。是嗎?丈夫說，你說給我聽聽。上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子說。信是灑了香水的，是女孩的'字跡。我見你打開信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的臉變得煞白，你的手顫抖著……天哪，是誰寫的信?信上都說了些什么?噢，是這事兒，丈夫說，我當時決定我們倆最好不要談論它。天哪!那女人尖叫起來，告訴我誰寫的，都寫了些什么。好吧，丈夫說，是從你的服裝店寄來的，說你欠他們七百四十美元。
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