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　　關于英文笑話一：

關于英文笑話

　　A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

　　一個年輕人在麥當勞里看見一對年邁的夫婦在吃午餐。他發現那對夫婦只點了單人餐，還要了一個空杯子。年輕人看見丈夫認真地把漢堡分成兩半，把薯條一根一根數出來同樣放成兩堆，一份給自己，一份放在妻子面前。之后丈夫把飲料一半倒到空杯子里，同樣放到妻子面前。這時丈夫開始吃了，而妻子卻把手攤在膝蓋上，在一旁看著。

　　The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

　　年輕人決定上前請那對夫婦允許他為他們再買一份單人餐，這樣他們就不用分一份了。

　　The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

　　丈夫說道：“哦，不用了。我們已經結婚50年了，所有的東西我們都會一起分享，對半兒分。”

　　The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."

　　然后年輕人問妻子她為什么不吃，她說：“這回他先用假牙。”

　　關于英文笑話二：

　　Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.

　　有三個退休的老人，都患有重聽。三月里風和日麗的一天，他們在一起散步。

　　One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"

　　其中一個人對另一個人說：“這天兒風有點兒大，是吧?”

　　"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."

　　“不是，”第二個人回答道，“今天是星期四。”

　　And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."

　　第三個人插話進來說：“我也是，去買瓶可樂吧。”

　　關于英文笑話三：

　　An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

　　布魯克林的一位年邁的婦女決定準備自己的遺囑，提出最后的要求。她告訴自己的猶太教士說她有兩個臨終前的要求。第一，她要火化;第二，她要把骨灰撒到布魯明黛。

　　"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

　　“布魯明黛!”教士叫道，“為什么在布魯明黛?”

　　"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

　　“那樣的話我女兒肯定一周會探望我兩次。”

　　Note: 布魯明黛(Bloomingdale's)是一家連鎖百貨公司，與梅西百貨同屬聯邦百貨公司旗下。布魯明黛在美國有超過36家分店。

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