搞笑英文短信
(1)Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一種樹都能耐住干渴，但是白楊做到了;不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你!
(2)Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒!并且現(xiàn)在正逐漸進入你的大腦……對不起，我要走了，因為我根本找不到你的大腦!
(3)This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦!!!
(4)Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面!被恭維了?少來了!這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。
(5)Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢? 1)祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去!
(6)Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激動，不要憂郁，愛因斯坦長相也難看!
(7)You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.
你可能會從山上掉下來，也可能會從樹上掉下來，但是，最好的方式，是你會愛上我。
(8)1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你會很驚訝的發(fā)現(xiàn)我出現(xiàn)在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢想，依偎在一起，一起……只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(醫(yī)生)給你(精神病人)做檢查。
(9)Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace". 然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
(10)Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
每天早晨我都向上帝禱告：希望每個人都能夠擁有像你這樣的'朋友…… Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 為什么只有我要忍受有你這樣的朋友?
(11)If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u.
如果你躲起來，我會去找你。如果你不見了，我會尋覓你。如果你離開了，我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走，我會為你戰(zhàn)斗。 But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill you. 但是，如果你停止發(fā)短信息，我會宰了你。
(12)A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z 哎呀!我居然丟了“U” 注：U代表 “You”你。miss除有“遺漏”的意思，還有“思念”之意。這里i miss "U"，實為"I miss you." 我想你。
(13)Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
你的英語發(fā)音很標準?讀下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結(jié)果：你是一條好狗。現(xiàn)在可以停下別叫了。
(14)If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤獨，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。如果你想要快樂，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發(fā)工資吧!
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