爆笑英語笑話集

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爆笑英語笑話集

　　下面應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生小編為您整理的老師哭了的英語笑話，過程絕對爆笑的哦。

爆笑英語笑話集

　　老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛，寵愛) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”

　　Goodbye, Money

　　On a trip to Disney World

　　in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."

　　迪斯尼之旅弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。

　　當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車離開時(shí)，兒子揮手說：“再見，美奇。”

　　女兒揮著手說，“再見，美妮。”

　　丈夫也有氣無力地?fù)]了揮手，說道：“再見，美元。”

　　the formula for water

　　An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure. That's easy," said one man."What is it?""H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.""What, what?" reasked the instructor."H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

　　生化戰(zhàn)爭課的老師在課堂上問士兵們：“誰知道水的分子式?”“當(dāng)然，太簡單了。”一個(gè)士兵回答道。“是什么?”“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”“什么，什么?”老師又問道。“H to O，”化學(xué)專家解釋道。

　　frog 青蛙

　　Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

　　老師正在給學(xué)生上生物課：“現(xiàn)在，我將要給你們看我袋子里的這只青蛙。”接著，他把手伸進(jìn)口袋，卻拿出了一份雞肉三文治。老師滿臉困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一會兒，說道：“真奇怪。我明明記得我已經(jīng)把午飯吃掉了。”

　　Now I have two skunks in there

　　"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"

　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

　　Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"

　　“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察調(diào)度員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”

　　“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說;“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”

　　一段時(shí)間后，那人又打電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”調(diào)度員問他。

　　“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”

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