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英語(yǔ)版短笑話帶翻譯
總是有些時(shí)候莫名其妙的不開(kāi)心，心情不佳的時(shí)候就會(huì)辦什么都不在狀態(tài)，你會(huì)這樣么?這里小編收集整理了英語(yǔ)短笑話大全帶翻譯，讓你的心情速速好起來(lái)。
英語(yǔ)版短笑話帶翻譯一：我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
母親問(wèn)她年幼的兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?
兒子驕傲地說(shuō)：什么都沒(méi)教，媽媽。她反倒問(wèn)我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。
英語(yǔ)版短笑話帶翻譯二：I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因?yàn)槲覄傄Я俗约旱纳囝^。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的縮略形式。
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的'蛇問(wèn)它的母親。
“是的，親愛(ài)的，”她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
英語(yǔ)版短笑話帶翻譯三：一次物理考試
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤蟆?/p>
英語(yǔ)版短笑話帶翻譯四：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
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