短篇英語笑話爆笑
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短篇英語笑話爆笑(一)
你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課
Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? CopyRight .
Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.
Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.
Jack: You said, "Jack, why aren't you listening?"
老師：杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?
杰克：老師，我正在聽課呀!
老師：如果你剛才在聽課，那告訴我剛才我說的什么。
杰克：您說的.是：“杰克，你為什么不認(rèn)真聽課?”
短篇英語笑話爆笑(二)
時間對我們倆來說都是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
當(dāng)出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機(jī)：“你同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.“
哦，這是一個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那么多呢?”司機(jī)回答說。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在車已經(jīng)停止的情況下，里程表上的數(shù)字還在跑。”我指著里程表說。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.“
哦，是的。你說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機(jī)補(bǔ)充說。
短篇英語笑話爆笑(三)
車禍
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有個人開車行駛在上班的路上，一輛卡車闖紅燈從側(cè)面撞上了他的車，當(dāng)時他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他從車?yán)锢鰜聿拘阉傄恍堰^來，他就拼命的掙扎著，最后不得不用了藥物才讓他鎮(zhèn)靜下來。過了一會兒，他平靜了，別人問他為什么要這么恐怖的掙扎，他說：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，當(dāng)我醒過來，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我躺在了路邊，前面是一個巨大的廣告牌上面閃爍著‘殼牌’，但是有個人擋住了那個“S”。”
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