經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話

經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話

　　看一些英語(yǔ)笑話，既能愉悅自己，還能學(xué)到英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來(lái)看看經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話吧!

　　經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話(一)

　　What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的.樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的。”

　　經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話(二)

　　An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　鄰居：昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的`聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面

　　經(jīng)典逗人英語(yǔ)笑話(三)

　　可憐的男人

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"

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