逗趣集錦英語笑話
生活中難免會有不開心的時候，這些時候，我們可以看一些精彩的英語笑話，今天我們就一起來欣賞逗趣集錦英語笑話吧!
逗趣集錦英語笑話
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom-flunked all courses. Kicked out of school, Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
在校園里廣為流傳著這樣一個故事：有一次，一個學生給他的父母發(fā)了一封電報，上面寫道：“媽媽，我的功課沒有一門及格的，我已經(jīng)被學校開除了，請爸爸做好準備。”
過了兩天，這個學生收到回電：“爸爸已經(jīng)準備好了，你自己也做好準備吧!”
逗趣集錦英語笑話
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, please!"
The professors heard the guard and rushed for the train. Two of them got on the train before it moved. The third one was left behind. It was Professor Egghead. He looked worried.
One of the professor's students was at the station. He tried to comfort the professor. "It wasn't really bad, sir," said the student. "Two out of three caught the train. That's quite good, you know." "I know," the professor said. "But it was my train. My friends only came to say goodbye."
三個教授在站臺上等火車。他們正在全神貫注地談話。火車進站了，可是他們都沒有注意到。這個時候，列車員喊道：“請上車了!”
教授們聽到后飛快地向火車跑去。其中的兩個剛登上去，火車就開了。最后一個名叫埃哈德的教授沒有趕上火車，看起來非常焦慮。
教授的一個學生也在車站等車，他盡力安慰著教授：“先生，這還不是很糟，你們中有兩個人已經(jīng)趕上了火車。要知道，這已經(jīng)很好了。”“我明白，”教授說，“但是要趕火車的是我，他們只是來為我送行的。”
逗趣集錦英語笑話
A rich Paris banker begged a well-known artist to do a little thing for his album. The artist did the little thing and asked a million francs.
“Why, it only took you five minutes to do it,” said the banker.
“Yes,” replied the artist, “but it took me thirty years to learn how to do it in five minutes.”
一位很富有的巴黎銀行家懇求一位著名的畫家為自己畫一張小畫。畫家畫完之后，向他收取一百萬法郎的'報酬。
“為什么?你僅用了5分鐘的時間。”銀行家說。
“是的，”畫家回答，“可是我用了30年的時間才學到這5分鐘里所做的事。”
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