英語精選笑話大全帶翻譯
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英語精選笑話大全帶翻譯
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒關(guān)系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。
英語精選笑話大全帶翻譯
一個小男孩非常想要一百美元買一輛自行車，但是祈禱了兩個星期也沒有結(jié)果。于是，他決定給上帝寫一封信要這一百美元。當(dāng)郵局收到這封收信人為“美國，上帝”的信后，他們決定把它寄給美國總統(tǒng)。總統(tǒng)很重視，也很感動。他命令他的'秘書寄給個小男孩五美元紙鈔。總統(tǒng)認(rèn)為這對于一個小男孩來說應(yīng)該是一筆大錢了。這個小男孩收到這五美元后非常高興，又坐下來給上帝寫了一封感謝信，信中寫道:
A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA，they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed，touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
親愛的上帝:
Dear Lord，
非常感謝你寄給我的錢。可是我發(fā)現(xiàn)，由于某種原因您通過華盛頓寄給我的錢，像往常一樣，那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars.
羅杰
Love,Roger
英語精選笑話大全帶翻譯
母親最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋親和孩子的對話:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎么說話呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"
"What do you say?"
“你說什么?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，馬止就要吃晚飯了。”
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