精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話
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精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著："學(xué)校----慢行。"
精彩笑破你的肚子的`英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.
園藝手套
幾個(gè)月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍?duì)黃金有點(diǎn)過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時(shí)，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”
那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。
精彩笑破你的肚子的英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
One open hummer turn a corner to meet acquaintances, chat.
When a guy says: "the elder brothers, to drive forward, narrow road, a corner to my car."
Open hummer says scornfully: "what car you drive not to, wait a minute."
Men spoke a few times, hummer owner did not move.
Guy a little bit angry said: "don't move is! A moment touch bad don't call ah!"
Then go, hummer owner and his friend also said: "what car and don't touch me."
Just then, his friend looked up, said: "you still let! He came over."
Hummer owners turned a look, oh! Get on the bus go right away.
Just behind the man in the call: "you are not afraid of touch? Don't go!"
Hummer owner: "you didn't say you open the digger!"
一人開悍馬到拐彎出碰到熟人，下車聊天。
這時(shí)過來一男的說：“哥們，車朝前開開，拐彎路窄，我車過不來。”
開悍馬車不屑的說：“你開什么車過不來，等一會(huì)。”
男的說了幾次，悍馬車主就是不動(dòng)。
男的有點(diǎn)生氣說：“不動(dòng)是吧!一會(huì)碰壞了別叫呀!”
然后走了，悍馬車主還和他朋友說：“什么車能和我別碰。”
正說著，他朋友抬頭一看說：“你還是讓讓吧!他開過來了。”
悍馬車主轉(zhuǎn)身一看，哎呀!馬上上車就走。
剛才那男的在后面叫：“你不是不怕碰嗎?別走呀!”
悍馬車主：“你也沒說你開的挖掘機(jī)呀!”
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