一分鐘經(jīng)典英語爆笑笑話
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一分鐘經(jīng)典英語爆笑笑話(一)
不會(huì)犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會(huì)過，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應(yīng)該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯(cuò)誤。
一分鐘經(jīng)典英語爆笑笑話(二)
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂學(xué)院的入學(xué)考試中，老師問其中一個(gè)男孩："音樂家最重要的生理素質(zhì)是什么?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。
"怎么了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個(gè)聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。
一分鐘經(jīng)典英語爆笑笑話(三)
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生�！蹦切∧泻⒄f。
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