簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：也許你看過(guò)很多笑話，但應(yīng)該很少看英語(yǔ)的笑話。下面小編給大家收集整理了簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望大家喜歡。
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
新老師
9月1日,喬治放學(xué)回到家里.
"喬治,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問(wèn).
"媽媽,我不喜歡,因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6,可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6."
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.A police car pulled them over.
〃Why on earth were you driving so fast?〃 the policeman yelled.
〃Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!〃
超速的理由
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛,一輛警車攔住了他們.
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快?”警官喊道.
“我們的剎車不好,因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地.”
Two birls
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩只鳥(niǎo)
老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo),一只是麻雀.誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學(xué)生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看.
學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子.
Bring me the winner
-- Waiter,this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry,sir.It must have been in a fight.
-- Well,bring me the winner then.
給我那個(gè)打贏的吧
-- 服務(wù)員,
這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪.
-- 對(duì)不起,先生,這只肯定打過(guò)架了.
-- 哦,那給我那個(gè)打贏的`吧.
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識(shí)字
布朗夫人：哦,
親愛(ài)的,我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的,我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字.”
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody.What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個(gè)大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人.
-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物.干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
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